Charlize Theron’s Adopted Baby Plotting His Escape Back to Africa

By Lex February 04, 2014 @ 5:33 PM

One minute you’re enjoying life in an African orphanage and next thing you know, some white chick from the movies whisks you to an entirely new continent to have play dates with adopted Chinese babies and to meet her latest boyfriend on the beach. You might be just two-years old, but you know this old steroid freak with a violent criminal record is going to fuck up your new white baby mama something fierce. You don’t need that shit. Better to be eaten by Simba because somebody left the backdoor open at the orphanage overnight. When you’re a black kid in a shitty country, you know the sight of Sean Penn is the worst kind of omen. You tell him to drop the grain bags and fly the fuck out of there before his girlfriend gobbles up any more of the healthy babies.

Photo credit: INF Photos

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(3) Comments

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    Beylerbey 02/04/2014 19:15

    I wonder if the South African Sasquatch cares at all about the murder of thousands of Boers in her own country.

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    goblinfartworship 02/04/2014 21:55

    that’s the look on my face whenever i fart in the shower

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