Coco Knows How to Celebrate

By Lex February 10, 2014 @ 4:26 PM

Coco Austin Flashes Pedestrians In New York
Coco celebrated word that she and her old man were getting a new talk show by flashing her tits to a frightened Asian couple on the freezing streets of New York. This is not entirely unlike how my Aunt Maureen announced she was getting a new husband and moving to Texas when I was seven. Coco and Ice-T are working with TV giant Ryan Seacrest on the upcoming show. If you’re betting the over/under on lame and contrived, take the way fucking over.

Photo Credit: Jeff Rayner/Coleman-Rayner

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    miche the killer 02/10/2014 18:52

    not to be the tit police today, but she should really get some sort of settlement on those.

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