DMX Has Agreed To Fight George Zimmerman

I don’t know which dictionaries the people behind celebrity boxing are using these days, but the last time I checked, shooting a teenager and becoming the bloated face of both America’s gun control debate and the current state of racism doesn’t make a guy a celebrity. But that’s what Celebrity Boxing promoter Damon Feldman is calling George Zimmerman in his latest bid for attention, and it’s working because 15,000 people apparently responded to the call for someone to beat the shit out of Florida’s golden son. As of today, the man that George will fight is none other than rapper DMX, who is just the desperate has-been that Damon needed to make this terrible idea work. DMX vowed to TMZ that he will “beat the living f**k out him … I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I f**k him right up.” And for good measure, he also said he’d piss on George’s face. Naturally, this means that George will win and further his hero status with all of his “fans” who will probably call for him to fight Obama next.

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