Farrah Abraham Wants To Stay A Virgin Forever…

February 14, 2014 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Farrah Abraham says that she doesn’t like the way people use sex for money and power and wants to remain a virgin forever. That seems like a rather lofty goal considering she’s been on camera having the ever living virginity banged out of her by a porn star. I’m so confused. Farrah told Life and Style magazine that she’s swearing off sex:

“People use sex for power and manipulation when sex is supposed to be enjoyable and great. I don’t feel that. I want to be a virgin forever — or a nun.”

All Farrah needs to make this happen is set up a few ground rules. Like, sex for money doesn’t count. Nor does blowing the casting director for a VH-1 reality TV show. Any sex that results in making a bastard baby also stays off the books. If the dude is black, it doesn’t count. If he brings a white friend, it might count, but only if the white dude goes first. Separate rules apply for larger multi-ethnic groups.

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