Farrah Abraham Wants To Stay A Virgin Forever…

By Jack February 13, 2014 @ 1:28 PM

Farrah Abraham says that she doesn’t like the way people use sex for money and power and wants to remain a virgin forever. That seems like a rather lofty goal considering she’s been on camera having the ever living virginity banged out of her by a porn star. I’m so confused. Farrah told Life and Style magazine that she’s swearing off sex:

“People use sex for power and manipulation when sex is supposed to be enjoyable and great. I don’t feel that. I want to be a virgin forever — or a nun.”

All Farrah needs to make this happen is set up a few ground rules. Like, sex for money doesn’t count. Nor does blowing the casting director for a VH-1 reality TV show. Any sex that results in making a bastard baby also stays off the books. If the dude is black, it doesn’t count. If he brings a white friend, it might count, but only if the white dude goes first. Separate rules apply for larger multi-ethnic groups.

wwtdd

(4) Comments

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  2. Beylerbey 02/13/2014 19:01

    Will you animals at least make an attempt to keep the fvcking spammers out of the comments?

  3. Joey Jojo Junior Shabadoo 02/14/2014 10:40

    You keep using that word. I do not think it means, what you think it means.

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  4. shashan 02/14/2014 19:28

    Slut of mariageable age. Who’d want to have her anyway after what she’s been thru? And it’s cool that she swore off sex. I did too.

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