Fifty Shades of Grey Is Almost Wrapped

By Lex February 18, 2014 @ 7:21 PM

Dakota Johnson Running In Spandex On The Set Of 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' In Vancouver
Even though the film about ass spanking couldn’t find an actress with an ass, I’m feeling pretty optimistic about Fifty Shades of Grey. Twenty million suburban housewives simultaneously flicking their beans can’t possibly be wrong. Remember when those same ladies started becoming moist over Boston Market? Next thing you know that mediocre meatloaf was available with two sides on every corner of this great land. These ladies’ clits are like modern day sybils at Delphi, dispensing the final word on what shall live and what shall die in our economy. Fifty Shades of Grey will make bank, even if we all have to wait another full year to see Christian Grey discipline that flat ass.

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(3) Comments

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    ShannSparkssis 02/19/2014 01:51

    I just got paid $7500 working off my computer this month. And if you think that’s cool, my divorced friend has twin toddlers and made over $8k her first month. It feels so good making so much money when other people have to work for so much less. This is what I do, , CASHSFLOW.COM

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    Skeletor 02/19/2014 03:38

    You are still a shitty writer, Lex, but you are getting better. Keep up the mediocre work.

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    DrainBammage 02/19/2014 12:48

    >are like modern day sybils at Delphi

    Well, well, well, … what do we have here?… A college boy…

    This aint Parnassus dude… although no one ever complaine about the Isle of Lesbots.(unless theyre uggos)

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