Irina Shayk Tries to Save the Olympics

By Lex February 05, 2014 @ 4:09 PM

Irina Shayk Covers Herself In Olympic Gear On Instagram
The Winter Olympics in Sochi already suck. Independent of crappy Russian plumbing and the Muslim terrorists and the mass slaughter of canines, it’s the fucking Winter Olympics. It’s a series of sports made up by rich Swiss kids in the 1700′s because it was too fucking snowy to kick the sheep’s bladder around like their British friends. Until they add artillery pieces to the bobsled and make it blast yetis out of its path it’s just a pale imitation of the imitation Matterhorn. Even Obama’s grand plan to airdrop gays onto Sochi seems played out at this point. And I’m a man who loves a good gay airdrop. Can Irina Shayk’s tits save the Winter Olympics? Strap her naked on a luge and let’s find out. I’d watch Bob Costas wax poetic about that by the fireplace.

Photo Credit: Irina Shayk/Instagram

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(3) Comments

  1. DrainBammage 02/05/2014 16:24

    I thought the Winter Olympics was to help Canadian self esteem up and lend them to believe that they are a real sporting nation capable of doing something real sporting countries do: have sports leagues of their own.
    No NFL, no MLB, no NHL, No NBA, No MLS, No WNBA equivalents. A few teams here and there that are given for commercial reasons. Canada is really no better than Guam or Puerto Rico.
    They hang on to american skirts incapable of organising anything of their own.
    Which is why the Winter Games exist, to have a circle jerk between a dozen countries that dont really do sh1t sports wise and were a few Norwegians can get laid because their country won 15 x-country medals…
    “Sure eh, we dont ave dem fancy leagues but we goud in hackey and kurling, eh?”

    And we humour them and make believe that biathlon is a real sport or that lugeing and skeleton are different because of which way is up.

  2. Al Bundy 02/06/2014 04:12

    Canada…..America’s hat.

  3. TitsAreNice 02/06/2014 09:52

    America: source of 90% of the planet’s aşsholes and nıggers.

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