Jennifer Lopez’ Ass Is Going to Get a Lot of People Killed

By Lex February 13, 2014 @ 2:56 PM

Jennifer Lopez Shows Off Her Butt Filming A Video On A Yacht In Miami
I’m not sure how you get a break from judging American Idol. I thought that was some sacred duty to discover the best singer in America with a tragic backstory set to a melancholy score. I guess they let Jennifer Lopez go for the weekend to film this big commercial to get everybody to buy tickets to the World Cup this summer. Sochi has had a big problem selling tickets, mostly because people really only travel to the Black Sea when tied up in the back of KGB cars. Also, making up fake sports on ice hasn’t proven to be super compelling to people below the 60th parallel. The World Cup is in Rio, which is sun and beaches and hookers who have been trading sex for beads continuously since 1720. It seems like a natural draw for the rest of the world. Just remind your loved ones to follow standard proof of life protocols after your kidnapping and off you go.

Photo Credit: INFphoto.com, FameFlynet, Pacific Coast News

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(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    govunupan 02/13/2014 15:03

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    DrainBammage 02/13/2014 15:43

    Thats one misleading title. I was expecting more in the ass danger department.

    Man, you must be desperate to slag in the anti-Winter games agenda if youre using the World Cup of Soccer to make your point.

  3. avatar
    Beylerbey 02/13/2014 18:58

    Sorry, sweetheart, but you’re not coming back. Especially after marrying a half-drowned sewer rat.

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