Jessie Andrews in A Bikini

Jessie Andrews is attempting the delicate maneuver of backing down from double-dildo porn action into playful bikini modeling. A few of the more prolific porn stars have tried to pull this professional de-escalation in the past to mostly poor results. Porn is like a kid from the wrong side of the tracks in a John Hughes movie trying to fit in with the rich kids, some preppy shitface will always come along and humble you in front of a bunch of girls. Then you have to go do something self-destructive just to prove to yourself what you knew all along — you’re an outsider. Something like, oh, I don’t know, porn.

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