Maybe it’s because she’s still ten years behind the curve of her alcohol-addicted, carved up shrill Housewife castmates, but Joanna Krupa actually makes marriage look like a viable lifestyle option. The newlywed stage does seem to bring out the best in couples, a nice respite before the regret and accusations and bickering that will serve as the central focus of their relationship every single moment forever thereafter. I guess congratulations are in order to the dude who’s got her head planted between his legs. After she’s done, thank her politely, then leave for another country under an assumed name.
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