Lesbian teen minstrel, Justin Bieber, and his equally diminutive drag racing buddy, Khalil Amir Sharieff, shared a stripper’s fake tits in an L.A. recording studio. I guess Bieber was feeling pretty manic after laying down some legendary audio tracks so he ordered up a plate of hooker nipples for he and his Lollipop Guild lieutenant to gnaw on. Justin is a biter, which you know the hookers dig because who doesn’t want a little hairless weasel chomping on your sensitive parts like he just caught a worm. The stripper attempted to shake the tiny Canadian off her teat, but Justin hung on like a pit bull as he sobbed openly and mumbled something about his mother’s reputation. Eventually, security came by and plugged Justin’s little baby nostril’s until he was forced to release. The hooker fled the recording studio as everybody called Justin ‘the man’ while secretly feeling super uncomfortable about how they make a living.
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