Justin Bieber And His Little Buddy Share A Suckle

By Lex February 03, 2014 @ 12:40 PM

Justin Bieber And Khalil Sharieff Bite A Topless Stripper In A Recording Studio In Los Angeles
Lesbian teen minstrel, Justin Bieber, and his equally diminutive drag racing buddy, Khalil Amir Sharieff, shared a stripper’s fake tits in an L.A. recording studio. I guess Bieber was feeling pretty manic after laying down some legendary audio tracks so he ordered up a plate of hooker nipples for he and his Lollipop Guild lieutenant to gnaw on. Justin is a biter, which you know the hookers dig because who doesn’t want a little hairless weasel chomping on your sensitive parts like he just caught a worm. The stripper attempted to shake the tiny Canadian off her teat, but Justin hung on like a pit bull as he sobbed openly and mumbled something about his mother’s reputation. Eventually, security came by and plugged Justin’s little baby nostril’s until he was forced to release. The hooker fled the recording studio as everybody called Justin ‘the man’ while secretly feeling super uncomfortable about how they make a living.

Photo Credit: Splash

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(3) Comments

  1. Milto 02/03/2014 14:07

    One of the best photos ever. His screaming little fans have stuck by him while he did drugs, pissed in a bucket in a restaurant kitchen, drag raced, spit on fans under his hotel balcony, and just generally acted like an ignorant as*-tool. But this is the image that’s going to undo him. For a teen girl to see her crush biting a stripper’s giant fake boob…well, he might have well as jerked off on her My Little Pony collection.

  2. Admiral 02/03/2014 14:43

    Haha, great post.

  3. Beylerbey 02/03/2014 16:50

    Milto FTW.

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