Kaley Cuoco And Ryan Sweeting Couldn’t Look Happier

By Travis February 27, 2014 @ 12:00 PM

What is it about the airport that makes minor celebrities look like they want to blow their brains out so much? Obviously, flying sucks and being around so many random losers is a pain in the ass, but people like Kaley Cuoco and Ryan Sweeting, no matter how average or mediocre they are in their careers, shouldn’t have to look this pissed off when they’re being pushed through the security lines ahead of us losers and given the ultimate VIP path to their planes and the exits so they don’t even have to make eye contact with their so-called fans. At least pretend like you’re happy to be better than other people by flashing a little smile or maybe a nipple. Having an advantage doesn’t mean you need to look like a pissed off hipster Frankenstein.

Photo Credits: WENN.com

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(2) Comments

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    Ernst Stavro Blofeld 02/27/2014 16:11

    Chop, chop, Sweetling – Go fetch her bags. You can’t be a respectable Suitcase Pimp in 2014 unless you make a “chivalrous” display out of managing her suitcases during the baggage carousel piece at all those airports you find yourself in now. Remember: You need Kaley, your far more attractive, successful, and wealthy victim…errr, I mean, “partner”, to be in a state of unencumbered focus so she can continue to provide you with the lavish lifestyle to which you’ve grown so accustomed. But if you’re above jockeying her bags, Sweetling, perhaps it’s time for another romantic, sensitive, commitment-proving tattoo?

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    Hugh G. Rection 02/27/2014 21:13

    Kaley Cuoco deserves better than this. Which she’ll realize in exactly 15 months.

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