Kylie and Kendall Jenner Are Literati

By Lex February 20, 2014 @ 1:55 PM

Add author to the list of occupations you can gainfully and ironically pursue as an illiterate teenager. Kylie and Kendall Jenner’s new futuristic young adult novel, Rebels: City of Indra, will be out just in time for beach reading season. Even with spellcheck these sisterly brainiacs couldn’t properly pen the written word ‘City’, so I’m going to go ahead and guess this ‘dystopian landscaped novel’ just might be the work of a ghost writer. The story follows two girls fighting for their right to rock awesome summer tees and experiment with fellatio on black celebrities in the not too distant future. Where these two walking Fleshlights find writing time in their busy schedule of not going to school and part-time modeling is anybody’s guess. Just know they are inspiring so many other girls right now to do the same. Which is very good news for guys who don’t like to work too hard to get laid.

Photo Credit: Kylie Jenner/Instagram

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(1) Comment

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    DicksEverywhere 02/20/2014 14:57

    Wait, Lex is ridiculing the grammatical prowess of others?

    The ironing is delicious.

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