Lamar Odom Ditches the Yeti for Spain

By Lex February 20, 2014 @ 6:03 PM

Lamar Odom After Signing With Laboral Kutxa Basketball Team In Spain
Lamar Odom credits Bruce Jenner with pushing him to go play basketball in Spain. He doesn’t give any credit to a recent EU report that shows Spain is one of top drug use and transit areas in all of Europe for smokable cocaine. I bet if he were being honest, he’d re-jigger those credit percentages. Lamar says that in addition to receiving advise and support from Bruce Jenner’s former Adam’s Apple which speaks to him when he’s really fucking high, he’s also in text contact with Kris Jenner and even his soon to be ex-wife, Khloe. But mostly he’s just happy to be fucking Spanish whores who won’t bitch at him about making black babies and memorizing stories for their reality show. Lamar looks good. If I were him I’d maintain a 5,000 mile perimeter outside Calabasas. You might live to see 40.

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(4) Comments

  1. Da Bunk 02/20/2014 19:16

    I never bought into Odom being a crackhead, but he does have crackhead eyes.

  2. Beylerbey 02/20/2014 19:58

    I love that you thought the word “re-jigger” would be a good idea for this article. Although it’s probably a popular term in the Kardashian house, under vastly different context.

  3. honking horker 02/21/2014 03:07

    Why is this on the site? We don’t care about male athletes unless there is a hot chick next to them.

    Stop making this site about all shitty celebrities; just focus on the hot girls and idiots. Just because this guy has a KTD (Kardashian transmitted disease) doesn’t mean it’s worthy.

    And PS… the copy sucks. Don’t mix whore fantasies with celeb bashing… it’s essentially the same thing you can do as a writer; both are effortless, basic beats, and don’t require any real wit.

  4. DrainBammage 02/21/2014 11:49

    This is one of those survivor stories that the media just loves.

    Going from Satans lair to a warm country where he is going to play basketball tax-free, eat, drink and fsck like a king is really a touching story. Like those girls that are held captive for a decade in some basement, Lamar survived his Calabasas ordeal.
    And unlike Bruce, his escape didnt involve him shaving off his adam’s apple and his balls.

    Stay strong Lamar.
    Stay away.
    And when you come back to the NBA next year for some mid level exception, make sure its on an east coast team..

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