Lauren Silverman Keeps the Allure Alive

By Lex February 24, 2014 @ 5:02 PM

Lauren Silverman Braless At The Beach In Miami
This isn’t Lauren Silverman’s first go-round with making a baby with some rich dude. She knows the life span of these commitments. You’re only as good as your latest paternity claim. And what better way to seduce your baby daddy for another round of statutory obligations then showing off your milk-laden boobs to draw daddy in for another rodeo. It’s only been eight days since Lauren Silverman gave birth to her husband’s wealthy friend’s bastard baby, her own little cuckolded Hannukah miracle. But that HGH pumping through Simon’s veins is going to be expelled in seedy format in somebody else’s wife if Lauren doesn’t keep the allure alive. She left the baby in the care of the traveling baby nurses and bodyguards and took her braless tits and Simon for a walk along the beach in Miami. It’s important that couples keep the romance alive after baby enters the picture. Tens of millions of dollars worth of importance.

Photo Credit:, Pacific Coast News

(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    DrainBammage 02/25/2014 11:07

    Man, Silverman let herself go since Kimmel got skinny and is now banging younger comics, who are funny.

    As long as she promises to stay covered up and not do anymore shower scenes, were all good.

  2. avatar
    Beylerbey 02/25/2014 14:39

    This is a different Jewess, Drainy.

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