LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini Filming Something Important

LeAnn Rimes and her feud with everyone in the world who has a vagina and doesn’t look like  that horrible thing six-year olds imagine live in the dark corner of their rooms at night, continues as she started filming a reality TV show intended to rival her husband’s ex-wife’s Real Housewives show. It’s not so much a reality show as everyone’s admitted it’s already scripted, as opposed to traditional reality television where everybody is instructed to lie about the show being scripted. Mostly, LeAnn sees Brandi Glanville getting famous for being a drunken plastic-surgery riddled ho-bag and is wondering where her piece is.

We saw the majority of reality shows, the cast members get to consume a lot of alcohol and then they get to fight and throw things and we looked at each other and we said, ‘Why don’t we do that?’ That sounds like fun. Let’s join ‘em.’  — LeAnn Rimes’ husband

Whatever his name is makes a good point. If you’re going to be a drunk married couple filled with insecurity and regret, why not get paid by VH-1 for your miserable existence to be produced for a TV audience. The number of people wanting to pay top dollar to see LeAnn Rimes in concert is dwindling. But the number of people who will tune in to see her not eat for a month because her husband is giving orthopedic massages to the pool boy is unlimited.

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