Lena Dunham In Her Underwear Is Instant Yummy

By Lex February 26, 2014 @ 1:57 PM

Lena Dunham In Her Underwear At A Photo Shoot For Her Novel
You’ve got to admire Lena Dunham. When most actresses receive two years advanced notice on a showy promotional shoot, they might do a sit-up or lay off the pork rinds every other Tuesday. Not Lena Dunham and not when there’s so many modern options in plus-sized ladies underwear. I couldn’t be happier for the thirteen inmates in this country who have masturbation fixations on tranny Rush Limbaugh in leopard skin bloomers. For the rest of us, shutter your eyes lest you be stuck with the inability to maintain an erection for the next 73 days. I believe that is Lena’s sinister goal as she maniacally sucks on her stockpile of frozen Charleston Chews in her lair high above the upper west side of Manhattan.

I had the chance to read the multimedia Not That Kind of Girl book proposal Lena sent around to various publishing houses in New York a couple years back. It got leaked on the Internet and she sued the crap out of everybody for daring to look at her self-aggrandizing literary pap smear. It had lots of cute life lessons learned being an awesomely talented playwright about topics such as abortion, wacky cab rides on the way to get abortions, and, naturally, the post-abortion gelato. Some fawning maven of New York literati handed Lena several millions of dollars and her left fallopian tube as advance for her book proposal. If the final version  is anything like her endangered circus animal underwear promo pics, it’s going to be a difficult read.

Photo Credit: Lena Dunham/Instagram

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(3) Comments

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    Lotsa_Dandruff 02/26/2014 14:00

    I’m a chubby chaser. But her titties are way too small.

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    Beylerbey 02/26/2014 18:14

    LD has an excellent point. A big girl is worth doing if she has certain things going for her: boobs, feminine features, a pleasing personality. Dunham lacks all of these thing. She should be a meter maid in NYC, not any sort of actress.

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