Girls seem to get very important calls at the beach. I’m not sure who they’re conversing with, but I just assume they’re moving ten billion shares of Dynacorp or ordering the death of sub-Saharan militia leaders for snaking their blood diamonds. It’s possible they are just talking to their girlfriends about boys and salads and ways to cure a yeast infection using just a metal comb and shoe polish, but I still say it’s mostly geo-political barn burners. They cover it well though. Just look at Lisa Opie giving her beauty pageant smile while learning that her drug smuggling submarine was just depth charged by the Los Zetas cartel in the Gulf. That smile says itchy vagina under control, but the words say ‘behead their children and leave them to rot on posts in the streets of Veracruz.
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