Lisa Opie In A White Bikini

By Lex February 27, 2014 @ 5:11 PM

Lisa Opie In A White Bikini At The Beach In Miami
Girls seem to get very important calls at the beach. I’m not sure who they’re conversing with, but I just assume they’re moving ten billion shares of Dynacorp or ordering the death of sub-Saharan militia leaders for snaking their blood diamonds. It’s possible they are just talking to their girlfriends about boys and salads and ways to cure a yeast infection using just a metal comb and shoe polish, but I still say it’s mostly geo-political barn burners. They cover it well though. Just look at Lisa Opie giving her beauty pageant smile while learning that her drug smuggling submarine was just depth charged by the Los Zetas cartel in the Gulf. That smile says itchy vagina under control, but the words say ‘behead their children and leave them to rot on posts in the streets of Veracruz.
Photo Credit: Splash

(3) Comments

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    dylujenaw 02/27/2014 18:23

    I buy almost everything except food and clothing from online auctions most people aren’t aware of the almost unbelievable deals that they can get from online auction sites the site that has the best deals is

    I checked with the BBB and was told that it is all legit. How they can sell gift cards, laptops, cameras, and all kinds of goodies that we all want for 50-90% off, I don’t know
    I do know that I bought my son an ipad there for less than $100 and my husband a $250 Low gift

    cards for 48Why would I even think about shopping anyþlace else?

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    Hugh G. Rection 02/27/2014 18:56

    WTF is it 2004 again? Because that’s the last time I visited a website that couldn’t keep spammers out of its comments section.

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    Hugh G. Rection 02/27/2014 18:58

    Oh yeah. And this girl has a darling little pooper.

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