Meet Philip Seymour Hoffman’s Alleged Drug Connects

By Lex February 05, 2014 @ 2:05 PM

Juliana Luchkiw And Max Rosenbloom Pose For A Photo On Instagram
I guess the rave DJ business isn’t what it used to be, so privileged kid stoner Max Rosenblum and his drama student girlfriend Juliana Luchkiw turned to supplying drugs to fat famous actors hellbent on leaving this planet. Not exactly New Jack City. Still, the police were determined to arrest somebody with some kind of heroin this week after Philip Seymour Hoffman went belly an syringe up in his Manhattan apartment. It’s not clear whether this idiot couple and a couple of other bigger drug dealers arrested in their apartment building were actually Hoffman’s suppliers. Still, that ought to be enough of a pro-forma bust to let the Mayor declare victory in the drug war and get back toJumble puzzles with his lesbian wife. Return to your juice bars. Gotham is safe once more.

Photo Credit: Juliana Luchkiw/Instagram

(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    readykilowatt 02/05/2014 15:58

    Hipsters are just one more reason we can’t have nice things.

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    Beylerbey 02/05/2014 17:00

    I like how the authorities spring into action whenever anything bad happens to a famous person. Justice is only for those with clout.

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    DrainBammage 02/05/2014 18:19

    This is pretty useless information.

    I need to know the name of a good dealer BEFORE his face is in every paper in the world. The gay pornstar cannibal who ate his lover and was arrested in a cafe in Germany didnt get this much coverage.

    What about all the people this guy served and who didnt die? Is anyone thinking of them? Nooooo.

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