Miley Cyrus Goes to Germany and Takes Her Clothes Off

By Lex February 06, 2014 @ 6:24 PM

I’m not sure how Miley Cyrus got envisioned as a blond bombshell, but if it sells in Germany, you know it has to be authentic. At least Vogue had the decency to show her tits off. Maxim could take a financial planning lesson from Vogue in that regard. People seem to like Miley a lot more when she’s naked and not talking so much. Legendary celebrity photographer Mario Testino has shot some of the world’s sexiest women through the years, now he’s also shot Miley Cyrus.

Photo credit: Vogue Germany

(9) Comments

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    658811 02/06/2014 18:54

    Comparing herself to Marilyn Monroe in 3… 2… 1…

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    DrainBammage 02/06/2014 19:29

    I know the look they were going for.

    Its called the “What if Madonna have fscked Belinda Carlisle at the start of their careers and the kid was ‘special’?” look.

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    Raymond K. Hessel 02/06/2014 19:59

    Hey… you guys don’t want to, I’ll take one for the team.

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    miche the killer 02/06/2014 20:25

    remember when everyone lost their collective shit b/c she was 16 or 17 & did a cover that showed side boob? Now she’s just another closet lesbian slutbag with jail tattoos whose like speaking voice like sounds like she has like a chicken bone like stuck in like her sinuses. i blame the parents.

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    Ernst Stavro Blofeld 02/06/2014 21:20


    Silly wabbit: tits are for kids. Wake us up when the porno tape “leaks”.

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    hielo 02/06/2014 22:40

    The 5th picture isn’t her, it’s Charlotte Kemp.

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    Admiral 02/06/2014 22:49

    That explains why I immediately went to the 5th picture and skipped all the rest.

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    mercury 02/07/2014 04:04

    Not bad

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    Maybe_Observer 02/07/2014 15:59

    At least she is on track to her best use as a celeb…..

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