NFL Managers Want to Nail Blake Bortles’ Hot Girlfriend

By Lex February 27, 2014 @ 2:06 PM

Lindsey Duke In A Bikini
Highly rated college QB Blake Bortles got stuck with a stupid name. But name’s are only stupid when you’re not making NFL starting QB dollars with hot blonde girls begging to make your dick smile. Blake Bortles’ girlfriend Lindsey Duke got suddenly discovered as a thing after she quite unwittingly posted 5,000 photos of herself in various stages of undress on the Internet. Who knew that kind of shit got passed around. NFL managers at the Combines like fucking with draftees to see what they’re made of, so I guess a few were asking Blake if his hot girlfriend would be around if they came to visit. A scout tried this trick on Aaron Hernandez once, they found his toe in a swamp four weeks later. Bortles remained entirely calm when tested with the jabs, so the scouts showed him videos they’d all made masturbating to photos of his girlfriend as they called her a whore. Combines are rough.

Photo Credit: Lindsay Duke/Instagram

(4) Comments

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    Ernst Stavro Blofeld 02/27/2014 16:19

    I don’t care hot anonymous blonde fame-whore #324,773,001 here is, one year in the NFL and old Blake will be stuffing his pigskin into division rival end-zones up and down his conference. Like Tommy Lee always says: Show me the hottest chick on the planet and I’ll show you a guy that’s sick of plowing and dealing with her.

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  3. avatar
    Beylerbey 02/27/2014 18:50

    Same smile in every photo. This girl is a pro.

  4. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 02/27/2014 21:09

    Sure she’s got some great fun bags, but Lauren Hanley is gonna go number one in the Hot Girlfriend Draft.

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