Highly rated college QB Blake Bortles got stuck with a stupid name. But name’s are only stupid when you’re not making NFL starting QB dollars with hot blonde girls begging to make your dick smile. Blake Bortles’ girlfriend Lindsey Duke got suddenly discovered as a thing after she quite unwittingly posted 5,000 photos of herself in various stages of undress on the Internet. Who knew that kind of shit got passed around. NFL managers at the Combines like fucking with draftees to see what they’re made of, so I guess a few were asking Blake if his hot girlfriend would be around if they came to visit. A scout tried this trick on Aaron Hernandez once, they found his toe in a swamp four weeks later. Bortles remained entirely calm when tested with the jabs, so the scouts showed him videos they’d all made masturbating to photos of his girlfriend as they called her a whore. Combines are rough.
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