Oscar Pistorius Really Misses the Girlfriend He Shot on Valentine’s Day

By Lex February 14, 2014 @ 6:05 PM

Oscar Pistorius Practicing On The Track
So maybe Oscar Pistorius kind of shot his girlfriend on Valetine’s morning. He says it was an accident. He has no legs, so I’m inclined to believe him. Now, one year later, and just coincidentally a couple weeks before his murder trial, Oscar Pistorious is posting romantic photos of he and Reeva Steenkamp, the girlfriend he accidentally blasted through a bathroom door once or thrice. Oscar says he remains devastated by the loss of his model girlfriend. His sentiments sure seem seem earnest. Of all the ways to lose the love of your life, I imagine shooting them in the head, hip, and arm as they crouch in fear behind a door is probably the toughest.

Photo Credit: www.oscarpistorius.com

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(3) Comments

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    Ernst Stavro Blofeld 02/14/2014 20:42

    This Valentine’s Day, say it with buckshot.

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    knox 02/15/2014 00:24

    “Of all the ways to lose the love of your life, I imagine shooting them in the head, hip, and arm as they crouch in fear behind a door is probably the toughest.”

    Finally, a funny line from Lex. Do this more often.

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