Rihanna Dresses Lightly in Paris

By Lex February 28, 2014 @ 5:40 PM

Rihanna Flashes Nipples In See Through Top At Balmain's After Party During Paris Fashion Week
The more expensive the clothes, the less they cover. Which makes sense, because you figure people who can afford a $2,000 outfit probably have the resources for a personal trainer or twenty bucks for a Vegan sprout salad at a place with variation of the word ‘Earth’ in the title. I’ve walked the streets of South Boston recently. You don’t want to see that crowd in slinky see-through ware. Burlington Coat Factory deserves a humanitarian award for developing jackets that cover all the way down to the cankles. In contrast, chicks who fly private jets to be at Paris Fashion week, they can’t afford to pack on an extra winter twenty. They’re forever on display. I don’t know what any of this has to do with Rihanna who was high as fuck and forgot to wear a bra in Paris. But I do get paid by the word. Word. Word.

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(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    Beylerbey 02/28/2014 21:03


    Seriously. That’s the only reason any of us knows the name Rihanna. It’s pure inertia at this point.

  2. avatar
    AsliLukeyydmy 03/01/2014 09:40

    Im making over $8k a month working part time. I kept hearing other people tell me how much money they can make online so I decided to look into it. Well, it was all true and has totally changed my life. This is what I do……. W­ORKJURY.C­O­M

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    DrainBammage 03/02/2014 01:03

    I literally cant remember ever hearing her sing. It might be playing when I pass the electronics at some big box store but I really have no idea how she sounds.
    Yet I know all about her fine ass and scary forehead.

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