Sarah Hyland Got Felt Up Down Under

Modern Family‘s pretend jailbait daughter, Sarah Hyland, had an overzealous fan cop a feel during a photocall event in Australia. The show was in Australia filming an episode to formally jump the shark and Hyland was headed to a party for the cast and crew at a Sydney hotel. A rapey looking dude approached her and asked to take a picture and Hyland said, sure, but she forgot to mention,by the way, please don’t grab my titties.. So the guy proceeded to honk her hamster which is how you say hello in sexual assaultville.. Hyland screamed out ‘don’t touch me there!’ just to make sure everybody’s imaginations would start running wild. Sarah’s team called security and the man was arrested for being excessively Australian.

Sarah apologized on Twitter to the rest of her fans who were not able to take photos with her that evening:

Sorry to all the fans outside the #qantas event that I didn’t get to say hi to but I had to leave due to an inappropriate touch of a fan.

I’m sure Qantas was pleased to be hashtagged in the inappropriate touching incident. They probably slaughtered ten kangaroos in lamentation. Sarah’s skinny boyfriend quickly took to Twitter to issue state he hoped the guy who grabbed his girl’s boobs wouldn’t live to see next week. It was very Tombstone of him. He later apologized on Twitter for his vague death threat and talked about saving the whales. He seems like just the man you want around when heavy shit goes down.

(Photo: NY Daily News, FameFlynet)