Selena Gomez Ditched Her Bieber Rehab Early

By Travis February 06, 2014 @ 12:00 PM

Because she just can’t get enough of that swaggy, douchebag dick, Selena Gomez recently checked herself into rehab for several substance abuse issues (weed and Ambien, the horrors!) and because she’s pathetically attached to Justin Bieber. Her handlers claimed that she was heading into the Arizona mountains for a two-week therapy program to get over Justin punching her V-card, but TMZ reports that she was actually supposed to be there for six-weeks, and she quit it after two weeks so she could head to Sundance and promote her upcoming movie that nobody cares about. We could criticize Selena for not taking her physical and mental health seriously, but when everyone keeps celebrating drug addicts, it’s kind of hard for a young actress to not want to get a piece of that action.

Photo Credit: Getty

(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    DrainBammage 02/06/2014 15:38

    Aww, what a cute little Ewok……

  2. avatar
    Beylerbey 02/06/2014 17:22

    The fact that all these half-dead singers can sort of drift into acting is proof that acting is not a talent. Pretending to be someone else is actually pretty creepy if you think about it, which is probably why actors were shunned for virtually all of human history.

You must be to post a comment.