Selena Gomez Is Back On The Sauce

By Jack February 18, 2014 @ 3:22 PM

Selena Gomez was caught imbibing the devil’s spirits once again. And, by caught, I mean she posted a selfie. This comes just two weeks after she cut her drinking, pills, and loser boyfriend rehab stint short in Arizona. After only a few days she left to go promote some shitty movie she’s in at Sundance. Apparently Selena was working off the exception in the A.A. handbook that allows for booze if it’s served with whipped cream and a cherry on top. I wonder how many dessert cocktails you have to slurp down before you forget that you gave up your virginity to Justin Bieber. I suppose it’s better to be fat and forgetful than look amazing and remember that little Canadian pecker taking your innocence.

(Photo Via Instagram)

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