Turns out, Kentucky isn't super stable. Not just their weed and moonshine based economy, but the ground itself. Kentucky even outscores Florida in terms of portions of the earth's mantle suddenly collapsing beneath man-made structures. Like the sinkhole at the National Corvette Museum in Bowling Green that ate up eight sweet-ass Corvettes causing one million recently divorced middle-aged men to collectively let out a metaphysical groan. The greatest minds in Kentucky are now assessing the likelihood of another sinkhole by stomping their feet hard on the ground and seeing if the mole people tap back.
Photo Credit: The National Corvette Museum