Stephanie Seymour Loves Her Boys Something Fierce

A couple years ago Stephanie Seymour had to go on Oprah and cry a lot because people were making incest jokes after beach vacation photos showed her in a bikini getting super hands on groping with her two teen boys. It was one of those weird moments when you’re not sure if you’re being oversensitive to a weirdly close-knit Euro family or a step away from exposing some horrible multi-generational family rape camp with mongoloid babies locked in the basement. Somebody pointed out that at least one of the boys is gay, because apparently gay kids have the super halo of molestation protection around them. Stephanie decided to stop moaning about all the indecent accusations and get into her underwear for a photo shoot with her boys helping her on with her stockings and pressing their genitals up against her. There’s moaning, and then there’s moaning. This could still be that weird close French family thing, but a search warrant for a sweep of the basement seems in order.

Photo CreditL Harper’s Bazaar