I'd normally criticize a guy for skipping out on the Super Bowl. There's not much excuse. But John Mayer spent Super Bowl Sunday at a strip club with Katy Perry throwing down serious cash in the champagne room. He gets a pass. Fuck the Seahawks, I want to see a Spearmint Rhino stripper grind her vagina into Katy Perry's face. One of the strippers at the club broke the first rule of strip club and shared (or sold) photos of herself and Katy at the Rhino. She got fired dramatically in front of the entire emotionally disturbed stripper staff just to drive home that rule. "Cassidy" was forced to pack her bags and take the long walk of shame all the way to next door where the newly renamed "Savannah" was pressing her ass into a bachelor's face within twenty minutes time. For strippers, life is just a series of upsides.
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