This Waffle Is Really Pissing Me Off

By Lex February 24, 2014 @ 6:05 PM

It’s time for Mexicans to rise up in yet another futile and empty protest. Taco Bell has taken a centuries old complex cuisine, shit it out into pre-fabricated plastic molds, added spackle and minced termites, and called it Mexican food. We all stood by while Taco Bell raped Oaxaca with the walking diarrhetic called the chalupa, now, the waffle breakfast taco. That’s not a fucking taco. That’s a late-term Egg McMuffin abortion with a waffle that you bent in half. You’re not fooling anybody, you corporate marketing fucks. ¬†Even the extremely fat comfort eaters are going to see through that one. I’m not even Mexican and I want to punch the President of Taco Bell with a surprise jab though the top of my sombrero. Pendejos.

wwtdd

(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    Big_Snake 02/24/2014 20:49

    It looks more like severely diseased prolapsed vagina than a taco. Hey, that gives me an idea!

  2. avatar
    DrainBammage 02/25/2014 11:05

    > Taco Bell has taken a centuries old complex cuisine

    isnt it the same sh1t?
    some kind of bready thing with ground beef (or other animal), beans, salsa sauce and cheese?
    arent burritos, tacos, enchiladas, fajitas all the same thing?

    Only cuisine that is less complex is italian where you use tomato sauce and cheese with 12 different shaped pastas and call them 12 italian names.
    Just because your pasta is long or its short, doenst make it a different meal.
    “This is good lasagna.”
    “its NOT lasagna, its rigatoni!!!”

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