Victoria Beckham Used to Be More Interesting

After Victoria Beckham got done with her first few canned responses to insanely trite questions in Allure magazine, the former Spice Girl shifted the conversation to her titties because she understands pacing. Victoria begrudgingly copped to having implants earlier in her career, but found less need for them once she was wealthy and famous and had a professional athlete husband. Like a master politician, Victoria eased the chatter back into the world of banal inspirational muck that women love to scan in magazine callouts:

I was never a natural. I got there in the end because I did believe that if you work hard enough, then you can achieve a lot

Well, hard work and that big fake rack you had removed once you were set for life. Let’s not give the flat chested girls out there false hope about making it big through mere initiative.

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