When Opportunity Knocks, Get Your Knockers In There

By Lex February 21, 2014 @ 4:10 PM

Topless Girl Gets Into The Shot With Nolan Gould As He Films 'Modern Family' In Sydney
Nolan Gould plays one of the kids on Modern Family. I’ve never really watched more than two minutes of that show or until Sofia Vergara first appears and I suddenly need to read my Boy’s Life magazine in the locked bathroom. The whole Modern Family team is obviously still reeling from somebody squeezing Sarah Hyland’s tit, but Nolan managed to talk himself back into the water for some kind of surf side filming bit. Some Australian chick with no top on, because Australian chicks will do that to you, started getting into camera frame for her chance to reach the big time of being that nameless topless chick who ruined the Nolan Gould shoot. It’s a something. In Australia, just being a topless photobomber puts you in the 80th percentile of career success, ahead of dingo wrangler and dead guy everybody loved at the bar.

Photo Credit: Splash

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