Alessandra Ambrosio Can Make You Look Pretty Too

Alessandra Ambrosio launched her clothing line, Ale. There’s an accent mark in there somewhere to ratchet up the exotic pricing. It took her three years to come up with the name, then a week to order the underaged girls in Guangdong to sew her up some samples. They’re clothes she likes to wear and thinks you will too. They make her feel pretty. If you happen to be a tall Brazilian model with a perfect body, they’ll probably make you feel pretty too. If not, you can head over to Ale Lady for some colorful shorts with elastic gathering waistbands and the muumuu dresses that Alessandra and her model friends affectionately refer to as heifer wear behind your chubby back. As a general rule, you should never buy shit from people you would’ve hated back in high school.

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