Andrew Garfield Has To Tuck It Back

Andrew Garfield revealed that he puts a lot of thought into how much dick he tucks back in his Spiderman suit. An interviewer asked Garfield how he handled his package in the skin tight Spidey suit. Apparently, he spent a lot of time thinking about how much of his junk to tape up into his taint:

“It takes a lot of consideration. Because you don’t want it to be overwhelming and you don’t want it to be underwhelming. You don’t want it to intimidate and you don’t want it to … the opposite of intimidate. So yes, there is thought, but ultimately you have to trust that what you have is enough.”

Andrew’s girlfriend Emma Stone was also on hand for the interview and she seemed amused by the whole thing. Which I take to mean she doesn’t think he needs a whole lot of less intimidation down there. Girlfriends typically follow the code of silence in regard to their boyfriend’s male scale. At least until the relationship goes sour and they start drawing pictures of a tiny weenie and sending it around to all their giggling friends. Andrew, if I were you, I’d worry less about mythical ‘tape stories’ for the press and work on keeping Emma Stone happy forever.