Arianny Celeste In A Bikini

Arianny Celeste In A Green Bikini Poolside In Miami Men give up a lot for women they want to know biblically. They'll surrender their fortunes, sell out their friends, break up their families. I've heard more than one guy say he'd give up his left nuts for a night with some good looking woman. Perhaps a left nut is pretty relatively minor. My adopted dog has no nuts and he's the happiest sonuvabitch you ever met. I like to imagine he surrendered them after one sweaty night of humping some hairy bitch in heat. Maybe that permanent smile he wears is him reliving that glorious night of conquest on endless loop in his brain, and knowing he no longer carries the burden of all the work that a repeat performance would involve. I'm not saying you ought castrate yourself, I'm just suggesting you'll probably be miserable until you do.

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