Behold The Justin Bieber Piss Video

By Jack March 06, 2014 @ 1:31 PM

The video absolutely no one was waiting to see, Justin Bieber pissing in a cup in jail, has been released onto an unsuspecting world. The video was taken during Bieb’s arrest for being a drunken douchenozzle in Miami a few months ago. People, who I guess want to desperately see his dong, clamored for the video of him taking a piss test to be released. The judge ordered the video edited and a black bar to be placed to hide the little troll’s mangina. It wouldn’t do for the world to see that he’s hung like a toddler. I don’t think he meant for the black bar to be quite so big. You would use a black bar this size to cover up a giant John Holmes sized Wookie dick not the little nubbin between Bieber’s legs. I’d assume Biebs asked his lawyers to specify that they make the bar bigger to give the impression that the ladies be clamoring for Justin for more than just his fat wallet and primo weed. A good test would be to take away his money and find out.

wwtdd

(1) Comment

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    Maybe_Observer 03/06/2014 16:43

    Knowing Bieber has a dick is a billion times more than I care to hear about…

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