Black Woman Nearly Sneaks Into Oscars!

By Lex March 02, 2014 @ 11:20 PM

Maybe it was all the concern over the rain or staving off the they’re-not-all-Muslim terrorists, but Academy Awards security completely missed this chick strolling right down the red carpet at the Academy Awards tonight. She wasn’t all that hard to spot, given her bright blue dress, and the fact she was the only black person in attendance. A bluetooth alert should’ve fired off in some burly dude’s earpiece. Code black! Because they’re not so clever with their codes. But, no, nothing. If Ryan Seacrest hadn’t begun shaking and pointing, this woman of color could’ve smiled her way into Hollywood’s biggest night.

(Obviously, I’m kidding. This is Lupita Nyong’o. Black women portraying slaves have always had a waiver into the Oscars.)

Photo credit: Getty Images

(5) Comments

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    Admiral 03/03/2014 02:45

    She seems like a sweet girl. I wonder how someone can win an Oscar in their first movie, though. Isn’t that weird? It’s kind of like giving a man a Peace Prize before he’s done anything to promote peace.

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    Kanye is an ass 03/03/2014 08:01

    I see what you did there…

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    miklikestits 03/03/2014 15:27

    she’s very very blick…blick blick.

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    Al Bundy 03/03/2014 15:58

    She seems well spoken.

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    Beylerbey 03/03/2014 18:36

    Did Grace Jones and a blue-black man have a daughter?

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