Charlize Theron Models Bikinis in Miami

Charlize Theron still looks pretty good. Sean Penn must be better at tempering his rage when he learns nobody is watching Ronan Farrow on MSNBC or Guantanamo inmates are not being permitted to watch Buzkashi matches in high definition. It’s possible he’s designed soft-toed cushioned boots that allow him to stomp on his girlfriends’ thoraxes with most of the bruising occurring internally. He is a clever little fellow. At some point Charlize will fall prey to her curiosity over his fountain of youth elixirs and injections and Cameron Diaz herself into a unisexual bearded goat like creature. But, for now, I’m still pretending she could be my unwed mother girlfriend.

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