Courtney Stodden Is a Fashionable Hooker

This Fashion Week thing seems like a total scam. They have one five times a month now somewhere. I don’t mind the event organizers ripping off Mercedes-Benz because of what those bastards did during WWII, but I’m suspecting these anorexic models are wearing the same expensive baggies on numerous catwalk runs. A more reliable indicator of something untoward is Courtney Stodden’s tits. If they had a universal warning sign to steer people away from getting jobbed, it’d be a placard with a squiggly line in the shape of some oversized boobs and prematurely fried spaghetti hair. Courtney can’t fool me. She and her mom are still stealing her dresses off staggering trannies late night along the Eddie Murphy trolling boulevard. I must admit I do like the golden chair. I wonder if Courtney even knows that all the rich men at Fashion Week don’t like tits.

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