Courtney Stodden Is So Close to Being a Star

March 5, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

What to do when you’re not invited to the Oscars or any of the cool Oscar parties and you have no friends who want their boyfriends staring at your ginormous silicon tits all night? Hell, go to the night of 100 Stars Oscar viewing party. I’m not sure there actually were 100 stars at this particular venue. Once they designated Courtney Stodden in the celebrity category, I stopped counting. You don’t ever want to find yourself uttering ’69, Erik Estrada’. It seemed like Courtney enjoyed herself during the evening, surrounding herself with geriatric males old enough to be her husband. As Courtney learned from mama, they can’t grope your tits so much if they’ve got the arthritis.

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