Ellen Page Goes Full Lez

By Lex March 27, 2014 @ 5:00 PM

Ellen Page In A 'Tom Boy' Hat Out With Kate Mara In West Hollywood
That didn’t take long. Just weeks after her heroic coming out of the closet speech before an assembled crowd of people who go apeshit crazy when people come out of the closet, Ellen Page is dressed like Tom Joad with ironic messaged baseball caps. Straight out of the butch handbook. I’ve got the handbook, it’s page 47, right after pinky rings and vintage bowling shirts. To make sure the paparazzi didn’t notice her when out on the town, Ellen brought out Kate Mara, who had an infamous girl-girl romance on the last season of House of Cards. Kate’s not really gay herself, though she did date Justin Long which is really close. Kate was one of the first in Hollywood to support Ellen Pages’s heroic coming out of the closet. She was quickly followed in her support by every other person in Hollywood. Still, as a gay celebrity Ellen was honor bound to find one small minded weird guy who told her she was going to hell and tee him up in a public response:

Nailed him. Way to go, Ellen Page. You’re starting to fit right into this role.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

(9) Comments

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    polinaloringbob 03/27/2014 17:46

    my roomate’s aunt got paid $18116 last month. she is making income on the laptop and bought a $333100 condo. All she did was get blessed and put in action the information made clear on this site ————– WWW.C­­H­­­E­­C­­K­­­4­­4.C­O­M

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    sardonic 03/27/2014 17:54

    The “girl-girl romance” you are referencing is so infamous that it is not even true. That was another character/actress.

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    polinaloringbob 03/27/2014 17:59


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    Admiral 03/27/2014 18:02

    I don’t know about this Ellen Page. I think she’s faking it. Watch, one day she’ll want a baby and then BAM, she’s dating some dude and her quote will be something like, “Well, that was a confusing time in my life. I didn’t realize that two vaginas didn’t equal a family.”

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    Da Bunk 03/27/2014 18:18

    Yeah, def wrong about House Of Cards

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    Beylerbey 03/27/2014 18:26

    Of course she’s faking it. Affect is everything to these people because actors aren’t fully human.

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    Toast 03/27/2014 20:56

    Is it so wrong to smell two pussies rubbing?

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    The Mildly Tanned Knight 03/27/2014 23:01

    But if she’s really gay, Kate Mara is definitely the friend to work on…..

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    Hugh G. Rection 03/28/2014 10:34

    Going gay is a great way to take your Hollywood career to the next level. Just ask NPH.

    In a town run by fags, it’s great to be a fag.

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