If you've never dated an Italian girl from New York, I'd highly recommend it. You've never really lived until you've had a girl crying while rabbit punching you and telling you she doesn't trust you while ordering you to shut up so she can orgasm. It's an emotional roller coaster. Not necessarily the screaming fun kind where you get back in line the minute you get off. More the one where you get stuck upside down in the top of the loop and they rush in with cranes to save you before too many more kids plummet fifty feet into the moorings. I'd probably break my oath never to try that again for Emily Didonato. Her boobs seem pretty stable.
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