Heidi Klum is forty and rich and banging the crap out of every hot guy she please. She already did the offspring thing, she made four, and the marriage thing with that creepy looking Kiss from a Rose fellow,. Now, she’s just one put happy horny divorcee nailing a 20-something celebrity kid in Paris and suntanning in the Bahamas with a brand new hunky bodyguard she hired to replace the last one she was mounting at will before he got too close and wanted to talk and discuss feelings and know where the relationship was headed. Heidi didn’t need that kind of distraction. The feminists may never cop to it, but this is the woman you want to be. She’s not just talking about her vagina, she’s making it squeak with joy. On her own dime and by her own schedule. I’d be happier for Heidi if she weren’t more man than I’ll ever be.
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