I’m A Twerk Major

By Jack March 27, 2014 @ 1:59 PM

A private college in upstate New York is offering a class on Miley Cyrus. Skidmore College, one of the priciest schools in the country, is adding a class on the the leg spreading tone deaf singer this summer. The course will examine society, race, gender, and a bunch of other shit through the lens of Miley Cyrus. The class promises to examine the “ongoing media frenzy focused on Miley Cyrus’ public image, music, and body.” I imagine a class of unshaven lesbian feminists in their summer cargo shorts and Berkenstocks sitting on the quad and discussing the civil rights message in the song Wrecking Ball. Or perhaps they’ll take a break from quoting Indigo Girls songs to discuss Miley’s magical ability to turn into Hannah Montana. I looked it up, at the discounted summer rate, a three credit class still costs $2130. I mean, I studied theater and film in college but those seem like laboratory sciences compared to Miley Cyrus studies. If you’re paying two grand for your kids to attend Twerking 101, maybe you ought consider if you’re over indulging your precious offspring.

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(3) Comments

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    Beylerbey 03/27/2014 14:29

    The Virus looks a little like Chloe Camille in this pic.

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    Don Kieballs 03/27/2014 15:12

    Nothing about Miley Cyrus or her no-talent peers is by accident. There are teams of experts behind the scenes telling Miley exactly what to say, what to do, who to hang around with. I imagine a class of rich kids with the right connections. The next crop of pop star managers may very well come from classes like these.

    The biggest difference between the career paths of Miley Cyrus and Courtney Stodden is their management.

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