Jay Z Is Getting Too Old For This Shit

By Travis March 06, 2014 @ 10:00 AM

All the virgin sacrifices and Illuminati pagan blood rituals in the world can’t change the fact that Jay Z isn’t the young man that he used to be, which is probably why he looked a little tired and grumpy last night after hanging out at the Arts Club in London. Beyonce, on the other hand, looked ready to party even as they left, which is amazing considering she had also performed earlier that night. It just goes to show that when you’re two of the wealthiest people in show business, a good night’s sleep and a full diet of stem cells and placenta milkshakes will keep you looking young and rejuvenated while the rest of us poor assholes die in the streets as they step over our diseased corpses.

Photo Credits: WENN.com

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    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 03/06/2014 11:18

    I can’t believe there is a picture of this couple without Barack and Michelle in it.

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