Jennifer Lopez Is Getting Some

By Lex March 13, 2014 @ 6:36 PM

Jennifer Lopez Shows Off Her Booty In Pink Heading Into 'American Idol' In Los Angeles
I’m not saying I’m an expert on women, but I’m also not saying I’m not. I’ve sat in lots of waiting rooms reading lots of women’s magazines. I know when a middle-aged woman is getting laid. With young women, you really can’t tell. I remember learning that the dowdy looking clarinet player in my high school had a longer done list than Lindsay Lohan’s latest tally. At the same time, the supposed school slut who was always flashing her ass remained a virgin until marriage. But mature women are easier to peg. They wear tight clothes and bright colors. Bright colors tells the world as a woman you’re feeling fecund. It’s the precise opposite of bland colored pantsuits, which tells the world, you haven’t been penetrated since your husband Bill was running for governor. I think Jennifer Lopez is still dating that teenage backup dancer. And, by dating, I mean, he’s banging the shnozz out of her until she feels like wearing pink skinny jeans in public. He gets the keys to the car and use of the pool at three of her homes. It’s a solid deal.

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(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 03/14/2014 02:33

    I would pay 20 bux to bang her cottage cheese ass. My wife might even spot me the twenty.

  2. avatar
    Admiral 03/14/2014 09:29

    Remember when we all thought her ass was big? Now Kim Kardashian takes big asses to a whole new level. You ever wonder what Kim’s ass is made of? It’s got to be 20lbs of fat all in itself, or more. That ain’t muscle. If that were muscle she would be able to do a standing jump up to a second story window.

  3. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 03/14/2014 10:27

    “Honey, do these pants make my ass look big?”

    “Orale mama, of course not. I’ll be upstairs playing grand theft auto.”

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