Pickled fashion crone Joan Rivers attacked Lena Dunham's weight and the message her fat ass sends to girls. It all started when the legendary comedian took time away from luring kids into her gingerbread house oven to go on The Howard Stern Show. The topic of Dunham came up and the dress she wore to a recent event that showed off some tight cellulite above the knee. Rivers took umbrage to this and said that it sends the wrong message to girls. When Stern (who has previously apologized for calling Dunham that 'little fat chick') said that her whole spiel is that she doesn't give a shit, Rivers said,
"But that's wrong. You are sending a message out to people saying, 'It's okay. Stay fat. Get diabetes. Everybody die, lose your fingers. I'm saying if you look the way you look, Lena -- and that's fine and you're funny -- but don't say it's okay that other girls can look like this. Try to look better. Try to look better!"Finally, someone says what everyone is thinking. People are always saying how awesome Dunham is for showing what a real woman with curves looks like.. Those aren't curves, they're lumps. Sofia Vergara has curves. She says it's okay to be fat and proud, and it's not. I guess it's okay to be fat, if you must, just not the proud part. Some good does come out of models and actors being so thin and perfect. It fat shames the rest of us obese Wal-Mart Twinkie eaters to get off our gigantic asses and hit the treadmill and not bankrupt Obamacare in its infancy. If suddenly it's cool to be overweight, that damn falcon faced Joan Rivers will actually be right. I can't live in a world where Lena Dunham is naked on my TV screen and Joan Rivers deserves a round of applause.