Quite coincidentally, Kanye West has determined that one of the Jenner girls little teen friends, Pia Mia Perez, is going to be his protege he turns into the next Rihanna. This naturally inovlves spending time alone with her in the studio, working well into the evening, away from his fat fiancee and all her cameras and minions. Still, the next Rihanna is a big thing potentially, as it has been for the last twenty teen girls dubbed the next Rihanna because I guess everybody is really fucking tired of the current Rihanna. Pia Mia Perez, or, Pia Mia as her mentor Kanye has so artfully dubbed her, came from Guam to seek fame and fortune in America. Although technically I think Guam is part of America, so maybe she just hopped on a flight with her stage parents and flew to L.A. Her parents encouraged Mia to dream big, and on a more practical note, post tons of exposing underaged photos to Instagram and hang out with the Kardashians and the other things you have to do with your girls once you find out selling them directly into white slavery isn’t a legal option. I bet Kanye’s plan works out, for everyone involved. What could possibly go wrong with this teen protege arrangement?
Kanye called her [Mia] and the conversation sounded kind of flirty and romantic. It could be that they are just good friends but it was definitely more than just a professional call.” — a source to RadarOnline.
I wonder if they’ll air the KUWTK episode where Kim asks her mom how she killed dad without anybody finding out.
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