Khloe Kardashian looks great, in a salted Bavarian pretzel twisted kind of way. But what's really behind Khloe's new compelling yeti figure? Is it all the calories burned posing as an underaged girl in the pretend version of To Catch a Predator she acts out in her bedroom each night? No, sir, it's love. Only true love has the power to contort Khloe into a spastic looking plus sized stripper. Girls on the Internet who follow Khloe because they're too timid to cut themselves have gone aflutter with Khloe's latest weight loss and the caption on her socially shared swimsuit photo:
"And then my soul saw you……"Who isn't assuming that means Khloe has found the new man of her dreams after the last man of her dreams locked himself in a crack whore motel for six months of tempting The AIDS gods. I bet this new guy is simply amazing. He might even let Khloe uses her iPhone to check Twitter while spanking her ass and making her talk about what Kendall looks like naked. I see nothing but upside in Khloe's future. She is the captain.
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