Khloe Kardashian Is the Captain

By Lex March 31, 2014 @ 12:46 PM

Khloe Kardashian In A Swimsuit On A Boat
Khloe Kardashian looks great, in a salted Bavarian pretzel twisted kind of way. But what’s really behind Khloe’s new compelling yeti figure? Is it all the calories burned posing as an underaged girl in the pretend version of To Catch a Predator she acts out in her bedroom each night? No, sir, it’s love. Only true love has the power to contort Khloe into a spastic looking plus sized stripper. Girls on the Internet who follow Khloe because they’re too timid to cut themselves have gone aflutter with Khloe’s latest weight loss and the caption on her socially shared swimsuit photo:

“And then my soul saw you……”

Who isn’t assuming that means Khloe has found the new man of her dreams after the last man of her dreams locked himself in a crack whore motel for six months of tempting The AIDS gods. I bet this new guy is simply amazing. He might even let Khloe uses her iPhone to check Twitter while spanking her ass and making her talk about what Kendall looks like naked. I see nothing but upside in Khloe’s future. She is the captain.

Photo Credit: Khloe Kardashian/Instagram

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(1) Comment

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    larissadadonput 03/31/2014 14:43

    fx@LOise, you make $27h thats great going girl good for you! My story is that I quit working at shoprite to work online, seriously I couldn’t be happier I work when I want and where I want. And with a little effort I easily bring in $35h and sometimes even as much as $85h…heres a good example of what i’m doing, >>>>>>>> CHEC44.C

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