Kim Kardashian Keeps Her Horny Fans Pleased

By Travis March 13, 2014 @ 10:00 AM

One day, when she’s old enough to understand the difference between being a shameless attention-seeker and having some goddamned self-respect, baby North West is going to ask her mommy and daddy how they got famous. Kanye West will, of course, explain that he made really popular rap music that was average at best compared to some of his peers, but his overblown sense of ego helped him promote it as if he was the second, third and fourth comings of Christ and Tupac. Kim Kardashian, though, will probably say that she was a TV icon and fashion model and genius, because telling her first born daughter that she sucked a non-famous guy’s dick on a sex tape and posted a bunch of photos of her titties squeezed into her teenage sister’s bikini on Instagram might make the poor girl lose a little respect for her mom.

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